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  SMS Jokes Category  >>   Indian desi SMS Jokes  Joke No : 1645  

CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost:

"We have 12 airbags, safety controls,
safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."

Customer:

"We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard,
hanuman ji on rear view mirror,

Nimbu Mirch on bumper and
Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror...

Don't worry about our safety...Tu daam kam kar "
  by: Sheetal   Added : April 13, 2015  
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