'); document.write ('It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
'); document.write ('The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That’s right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
'); document.write ('The next pupil was the sweet shop owner’s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
'); document.write ('"That’s right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
'); document.write ('The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
'); document.write ('"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
'); document.write ('"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
'); document.write ('With great glee, the boy replied, "It’s a puppy!"
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