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					MS size=5><center><B>Random Joke</B></center><BR>');document.write ('One girl wearing samll skirt and top was waiting for a bus at Juhu bus stop in Mumbai. While waiting she lifted her leg and put on the partition pipe.<P>');
document.write ('One sardarji was also in the que , seeing the girl lifting her leg sat down and started watching upwards. The girl asked &quot;sardar ji kya dekh rahe ho, ye apki janam bhoomi hai. Quickly sardar ji replied&quot; hamare badon ne kaha tha jehan bhi janam bhoomi dekho apna Jhanda gad do.<P>');
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