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					MS size=5><center><B>Random Joke</B></center><BR>');document.write ('Memo: Cursing at work!<P>');
document.write ('It has been brought to management&#146;s attention that some individuals Throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of Normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from Some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no Longer be tolerated.<P>');
document.write ('We do however realize the critical importance of being Able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative &quot;TRY SAYING&quot; phrases has been Provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an Effective manner.<P>');
document.write ('1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: You don&#146;t know what the f___ you&#146;re doing.<P>');
document.write ('2) TRY SAYING: She&#146;s an aggressive go-getter.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: She&#146;s a ball-busting b__ch.<P>');
document.write ('3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?<P>');
document.write ('4) TRY SAYING: I&#146;m certain that isn&#146;t feasible.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.<P>');
document.write ('5) TRY SAYING: Really?<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: You&#146;ve got to be sh__ing me!<P>');
document.write ('6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.<P>');
document.write ('7) TRY SAYING: I wasn&#146;t involved in the project.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: It&#146;s not my f______ problem.<P>');
document.write ('8) TRY SAYING: That&#146;s interesting.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: What the f___?<P>');
document.write ('9) TRY SAYING: I&#146;m not sure this can be implemented.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won&#146;t work.<P>');
document.write ('10) TRY SAYING: I&#146;ll try to schedule that.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: Why the f____ didn&#146;t you tell me sooner?<P>');
document.write ('11) TRY SAYING: He&#146;s not familiar with the issues.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: He&#146;s got his head up his a__.<P>');
document.write ('12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.<P>');
document.write ('13) TRY SAYING: So you weren&#146;t happy with it?<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.<P>');
document.write ('14) TRY SAYING: I&#146;m a bit overloaded at the moment.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I&#146;m on salary.<P>');
document.write ('15) TRY SAYING: I don&#146;t think you understand.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.<P>');
document.write ('16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.<P>');
document.write ('17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?<P>');
document.write ('18) TRY SAYING: He&#146;s somewhat insensitive.<P>');
document.write ('INSTEAD OF: He&#146;s a pr_ck.<P>');
document.write ('Thank You,<P>');
document.write ('Human Resources<P>');
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