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Joke Category: Stupid or not...Joke No:  812

You May Be A Taliban If

* You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

* You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

* You have more wives than teeth.

* You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

* You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

* You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

* You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

* You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

* You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

* You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

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