There was this devoted guy who was in penance for a long time, God seeing his commitment came to him and... asked
Lord: Son, What do you want?
Devotee: "I would like to marry Aishwarya Rai."
Lord: thinks for a minute and says "Son, Aishwarya Rai wears Sarees worth a Lakh each..."
Lord: You wouldn't be able to afford that huge sum of Money!
Devotee: "Lord, Then what do I do?" "What would you suggest me to do??"
Lord: "Marry Mallika Sheravat...!"
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