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Joke Category: Computers JokesJoke No:  82

What if the IT Industry start making films ?

Some future film titles will be like :---

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai---Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare---Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1---Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer---Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge---Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain---Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein
7) Do processor baarah terminal---Do aankhen Baraah Haat
8) Tera code chal gaya---Tera jadoo chal gaya
9) Har Din jo mail Karega---Har dil jho pyar karega
10) Network Ke Us Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi---Pyar koi khel nahi
12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai---Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai
13) Raju ban gaya MCSE---Raju ban gaya Gentleman
14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
15) Login karo sajana---Pyar karo sajna
16) Naukar PC ka
17) DOWN to hona hi tha---Pyar tho hona hi tha
18) Partition (Deewar)
19) 1942 - A Bug Story---1942 - A love story
20) Kaho Na Virus Hai---Kaho naa pyar hai
21)dot-Company (Company)
22) Program Instruction Aur Method ---Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat
23)Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT)
24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai---Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai
25) BugVadh
26)Logon (Lagaan)
27) Shaheed Hacker Singh---Shaheed bhagat singh
28) Hacker 420
29)Password De Ke Dekho---Dil deke dekho
30)Terminal Apna Login Paraya
31) Mr Network Lal---Mr.Natwarlal
32)Meine Debug Kiya---Meine pyar kiya
33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna---Doli sajake rakhna
34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja
35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta---Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta
36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi
37.)Server se --- Dil se
38.)Mission Virus---Mission kashmir

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