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Joke Category: Computers JokesJoke No:  218

DON'T MARRY A SOFTWARE GAL

Never marry a "TESTING" girl since she always DOUBTS U .

Never marry a "DATABASE" girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never marry a "C" girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never marry a "C++" girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never marry a "JAVA" girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never marry a "VB" girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never marry a "UNIX" girl ,she always dump u with a CORE.

Never marry a "PASCAL" girl ,she always scolds u as RASCAL.

Never marry a "COBOL" girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never marry a "NETWORK" girl since she may be very good in SHOOTING PROBLEMS.

Conclusion: Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY!


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