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Joke No: 151
Facts about Software Guys !!
Project Manager: is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer: Is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.
Onsite Coordinator: Is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client: Is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby, But expects otherwise.
Marketing manager: Is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.
Resource optimisation Ieam: Thinks I don't want man or woman, I'll still produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation team: Will think I don't care how a child is delivered, I'll just document 9 months.
QA Auditor: This is the only person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.
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