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  Jokes Category  >>  Stupid or not...  Joke No : 847 
How long is your one?

I have one.

You have one.

Your mother uses your father's one

and your auntie uses your uncle's one.

A married lady would acquire one.

But a divorced lady would lose her one.

A Pope does not use his one.

Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one.

Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one.

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one.

Michael J. Fox has a shorter one.

Madonna does not have one.

The Chinese usually have short ones.

While the Indian usually have long ones.

Do you have one?

How long is your one?

Which one is your preferred one?

(See below for answer)

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Answer : Your Surname,( What were you

thinking of,)

huh???

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