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  Jokes Category  >>  Stupid or not...  Joke No : 842 
Why was the banana feeling lonely?
Because he was ' A KELA.'

What do you call a guy with one hair?

What is the most desi bone in our body?
The PATELlar bone.

What did one milk carton say to the other milk carton?
Whatsup dood?

How do you get a pizza to move?
Say.. Pizza hutt!

How did the potato answer the phone?

What do you call a fat lady waiting at the bus-stop?

What do you say to a sad tomato?
Whats ta-matar?

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