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  Jokes Category  >>  Stupid or not...  Joke No : 741 
Warning Scam I got robbed!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another hardware store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

So, I had my wallet stolen on May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 22nd 23rd. Also on June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th, 14th, 16th, 20th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

By the way, K-Mart has wallets on sale for $2 only!

 Joke Added : 08, August 
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