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  Jokes Category  >>  Stupid or not...  Joke No : 595 
ABC's OF AGING

A is for arthritis,
B is for bad back,

C is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.
F is for fissures and fluid retention

G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention and not to forget
other gastrointestinal glitches)
H is high blood pressure

I is for itches, and lots of incisions
J is for joints, that now fail to flex

L is for libido--what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for my knees that crack all the time

(But forgive me, I get a few lapses in my ...
M-memory from time to time)

N is for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis
O is for osteo-for all the bones that crack

P is for prescriptions, that cost a small fortune
Q is for queasiness. Fatal or just the flu? Give me another pill
and I'll be good as new!

R is for reflux--one meal turns into two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears on how to pay my
increasing medical bills!

T is for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears and the word
"terminal" also rings too near
U is for urinary and the difficulties that flow (or not)

V is for vertigo, as life spins by
W is worry, for pains yet found

X is for X ray--and what one might find
Y is for year (another one I'm still alive)

Z is for zest, for surviving the symptoms my body's deployed,
and keeping twenty-six doctors gainfully employed.

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