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  Jokes Category  >>  Stupid or not...  Joke No : 480 
Getting Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
* Indubitably
* Preliminary
* Proliferation


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
* Specificity
* Antidisestablishmentarianism
* Loquacious
* Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
* Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
* Nope, no more booze for me
* Sorry, but you're not really my type
* Oh, no, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

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