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Vacuum salesman
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horse dung, I'll eat every chunk of it." Intresting She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
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