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Commonly Asked Questions About Childbirth
Question: I'm two months pregnant. When will the baby move?
Answer: If you're lucky, it'll be just after he finishes college.
Question: Is it ok to have children after 35?
Answer: No! 35 children is plenty.
Question: As my pregnancy progesses, more and more people smile at me. Why?
Answer: Because you're fatter than they are.
Question: I want to know the sex of my baby. What is the most reliable way of finding out?
Answer: Childbirth.
Question: How long is the average time for labor?
Answer: Whatever the mother says, divided by two.
Question: After my baby is born, is there anything I should seek to avoid?
Answer: Yes -- pregnancy.
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