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One-Liners:(U can use these as Insults)
He's so bow-legged, he can ride two horses at the same time!
She's so boring, doctors prescribe her to put people to sleep!!!
His breath is so bad, he eats raw garlic to improve it(yuck)!
He's so bald that ostriches chase him for miles and then try to hatch his head!!
His mom is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless telephone!!
His mom is so fat that he had to grease the door-frame to get her through!!
She's so skinny that when she goes to the library, people try to use her for a bookmark!!
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