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A sardar was asked by his friend that if he was going in a jungle alone and if he saw an elephant what will he do?
Sardar "What is the colour of the elephant?"
Friend "How does it matter?"
S "It Matters"
F "Blue"
S "I will shoot him with blue gun"
F "If it was red?"
S "I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"
F "If it was yellow?"
S "I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"
F "If it was green?"
S "I will make him sick when he turns yellow then I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"
F "If he was purple?"
S "Stupid have you ever seen a purple elephant?"
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