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  Joke Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 97 
Santa & Banta Fixing Dents!

Santa was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.

His car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner decided to have some fun with Mr.Sant He told him just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, Mr.Santa went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

His roommate, Banta, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

Santa told him how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Banta rolled her eyes and said ... "HELLLLO" Dont be stupid "First....You need to roll up all the windows"

 Joke Added : Sep 21, 2002 
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