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  Joke Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 84 
Santa ji naukri dhoond rahe they, India mein toe kahi se call aayee nahin...yahaan toe compniya mere standard kee nahin hai khair !!

Ab aaayee videsh ki baari... wahan se to ji pehali baar mein hi reply aa gaya. Bade khush...daru-sharu di party de dali. Dost poocchne lagge ki, bhai, bata to kon si company hai, kitni salary hai....

Santa: English main letter aayeaa hai, main tuhanu translate kar ke unana haaan .. Tau suno kya likhya hai..

"You Do not meet"
tum to milte hi nahin ho...bahut busy ho.

"our requirements"
Humhe to bahut zarooorat hai.

"no further correspondence"
Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahin hai, jaise bhi ho jaldi se aa jao

"will be entertained"
Bahut khatir ki jayegi.

 Joke Added : Jan 01, 2001 
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