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Once a Santa makes it to the 'Kaun Banega Crorepati' show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him the first question, "Name the state that has more Punjabis?
Options are A) Punjab B) Punjab C) Punjab D) Punjab.
Our dear Santa is confused and asks for audience lifeline.
The results A) 25 per cent, B) 25 per cent, C) 25 per cent and D) 25 per cent anger him and he uses the fifty-fifty lifeline.
The computer removes options B and D. Santa is still confused so he uses the third and final lifeline, phone a friend.
He asks his friend, "Arre Banta, ki haal hai? Main ithe KBC hun bol raha hoon. Achha, yeh the question. Name the state that has more Punjabis.
Pat comes the reply from the other end, "Punjab." Just then 30 seconds are up and Amitabh asks him for his answer.
Santa waits for a few minutes and says: "Sirji, Banta is a Punjabi, he never said whether it was A) Punjab or C) Punjab."
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