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  Joke Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 80 
Santa the aggresive participant on Kaun Banega..

Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal:

Who is India's Prime Minister? A: Manmohan Singh B: Advani C: Zail Singh D: Amrish Puri?
Santa: Manmonhan Singh.

Amitabh: Sure?
Santa: Yes, sure.

Amitabh: Confident?
Santa: Yes

Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa: Yes Amitji.

Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!

Santa: Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!

 Joke Added : Jan 01, 2001 
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