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  Joke Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 195 
Robbing the Bank

Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor.

They do manage to take one sack each.

After a while they meet again and one asks the other...

Santa: 'What did you find in your sack?'
Banta: 'Ten lakh Rupees!'

Santa: 'Wow... that's a lot of money!' What did you do with the cash?'
Banta: 'I bought a house. How about your sack?'

Santa: 'Bah... it was full of bills.'
Banta: 'And what did you do with them?'

Santa: 'Eh, well... little by little, I'm paying them off...'

 Joke Added : Dec 19, 2008 
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