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Constipation!
Banta a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat CRACK, CRACK, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom.
Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping your ass with cement bags."
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