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  Joke Category  >>   Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 161 
Java Interview attended by our dear Banta

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more


Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee


Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?

A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.


Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.


Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.


Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.


Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.


Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.


Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.


Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.


Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.


Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.


Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.


Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

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