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  Joke Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 142 
Santa goes to STD booth which had a long que and lady was standing next to Santa.

When it was Santa's turn to make the call, he dials a number and listen to it for 3-4 minutes and then hangs up the phone and immediately presses one of the boobs of lady who was next to him, the lady horrified with Santa's actions gave him a tight slap and rest of the public start beating him.

After Santa was beaten up by public, one man comes to him and asks "I was amazed that what makes you so excited after making the call that you pressed the lady boobs."

Santa replied: O yaar Toll Free no mein milaya tha ek lady kahti hai Hindi ke liye Ek dabaye aur Englsh ke liye Do.

 Joke Added : Dec 08, 2005 
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