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  Joke Category  >>   Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 119 
This is the story of Santa and Banta, Both of them got bored of using mobiles........

Santa : Boss enough mobile use
Banta: Yes yaar they are taking money from us like anything.

Santa: How we can communicate without mobile yaar.
Banta : Yaar we will keep pigeons and through them we will send our messages.

We will tie our chits to their legs. So they kept pigeons and Santa singh first sent one pigeon to Banta singh.

The pigeon reached Banta's house but Banta was not able to find any messages tied.

Banta to Santa : What yaar pigeon reached in time but I was not able to find the message attached to it.

Santa Are Yaar That was a missed call I sent to you.

 Joke Added : Oct 13, 2004 
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