Funtoosh Network  - New  Tech2buzz.com  - Speciality-Gifts.com  - PHPBuddy.com  March 19, 2010   
Funtoosh logo  
  
bookmark funtoosh.com     tweet this page!    Rss feed
Submit Content
  Jokes Categories  
 Popular Jokes
 Top 10 Jokes
 Personality
 Men vs Women
 Garam Masala
 Ajit and Robert
 Computer
 Cricket Jokes
 Economist
 Indian desi jokes
 Sardarji jokes
 Life not a joke
 Men Gods Beta Ver
 Stupid or Crazy
 Office Humor
 Political Politics
 Santa and Banta



Other Sections
 SMS Jokes
 Games
 Funny Videos
 Pictures
 Visual Jokes
 Home


 
  Joke Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 112 
Santa Singh is at the railway station. He asks a man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here?"
Man Replies 12.30.

"When will Deccan Queen go from here?"
Man Replies 11.30.

"When will Punjab Express go from here?"
Man Replies 10.30.

Santa singh goes on asking about all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not. Santa replies, "No I just want to cross the tracks!"

 Joke Added : Jun 02, 2004 
 Joke Viewed : 44,563 times
Next Joke Current Rating: 2.42   (86 Votes)
  Rate this Joke  
 More jokes from  category 100  99  98  97  96  95  94  93  92  91  90  89  >>More

Get Hilarious Jokes via e-mail everyday from Funtoosh.com!   It's 100% FREE

Get Hilarious & funny jokes in your e-mail for free everyday by Funtoosh Joke-a-day!

Currently over 70,000 Subscribers get their daily laughs via funtoosh ezines everyday!

Choose a E-zine Enter your email address
You can cancel your subscription anytime, Funtoosh.com respects your privacy.
Share this Joke with your Friends!
Stats: This Joke has been emailed 405 times!

Your Name     
Your Email     
Friend's email address:
1:  2: 
3:  4: 
5:  6: 
Optional message to your friends:

Image Verification
Enter Verification Number
 Automatically save form fields! (More Info)

* Funtoosh respects your privacy and doesnt share any info you submit via this form. For more info refer to our privacy policy.

Popular Jokes
   doing what they do best! S..
   An out-of-towner drove hi..
  Dad there is some one on the d..
  vites an Englishman for lunch,..
  nta look into the mirror with ..
  s the name of your car ? S..
  omber Banta joins the suici..
  BBS After finishing his MBB..
  nta was walking home when, all..
  ppened to be smartest among al..
  Santa and Banta's new gas stov..
   STD booth which had a long qu..
   a Udipi hotel to have somethi..

Site Related Links
  Add to Favorites
  Random Jokes Generator
  Print Version
  Submit Content


A Horrible Accident, 12 lost i...

122 Votes
75,292 Views
Remembering You :)

73 Votes
55,768 Views
How do you Satisfy a Women, Ev...

193 Votes
113,593 Views
Whats this! Headquarters of Wi...

42 Votes
36,701 Views
When George bush met Bill Gate...

38 Votes
39,950 Views
The reason for so many bike ac...

101 Votes
45,063 Views

Jokes Categories 

Jokes        SMS Jokes        Funny Videos        Pictures        Games        Visual Jokes        Photo Gallery


Your Feed-back and commentsComments/Suggestions       Home       Advertise on FuntooshAdvertise on Funtoosh     
Copyright 1999 - 2010 All Rights Reserved.