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  Joke Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 111 
Chal Dhanno..

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.

He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.

Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.

Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.

Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"

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