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  Jokes Category  >>  Santa & Banta - Dumb & Dumber  Joke No : 105 
Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?

The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower

The Muslim replied: 'Chameli
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry but kept quite

The Englishman asked Santa Singh, and what is your favorite flower?'
Patriotic Santa replied: 'Cactus! and replied Now clean your ass with that!

 Joke Added : 21, August 
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