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  Joke Category  >>  Politicians, Politics, etc  Joke No : 97 
Presidnet Musharraf

After surviving ten more assassination attempts, Pakistan president Pervez Musharraf decides to visit a psychiatrist.

"I could be wrong, doctor," Musharraf says, "but I'm beginning to get the feeling someone doesn't like me."

Hearing about his concern, his critics give him a new nickname: Nervous Pervez. He tries to appease them by announcing that he will step down from the presidency as soon as he has figured out what he's doing there in the first place.

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