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  Joke Category  >>  Politicians, Politics, etc  Joke No : 91 
Working For The Government

You know you work for the government when:

* The process becomes more important than the product

* You don''t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about

* You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there

* You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them.

* You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money

* You''ve sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards

 Joke Added : Jul 30, 2003 
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