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George Bush
Wondering how his popularity was among the children, the American president, George Bush visits a school. After explaining a little bit of the governmental platform, he asks the kids if they had any questions.
Bob raises his hand and says:
I have 3 questions for you...
1) How did you manage to win the elections, even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?
3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?
At this very moment the bell rings and all the kids run out of the classroom.
After the break, Bush tells the kids to feel free to ask him more questions and this time Joey raises his hand and says: I have 5 questions for you...
1) How did you manage to win in the elections, even though you had less votes?
2) Why do you want to attack Iraq without clear reasons?
3) Don't you think that the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest act of terrorism in the world's history?
4) Why did the bell sound 20 minutes earlier today?
5) Where's Bob?
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