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One day Bill Clinton is riding in his Limousine and he said to the driver, "You know, I used to love driving very much when I was young, and I haven't done it for a long time.
Why don't you let me drive for once." The driver thinks to him self, "Well I can't say no
to this guy, he's the president." So the driver pulls over and they change places. Bill was having fun, zooming down the freeway, dodging and overtaking cars. After a while
> the driver taps on the window and tells Bill, "Mr President, slow down a bit. You're doing over a hundred and fifty miles an hour."
Bill says, "ahhh, don't worry about it, I'm the President." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car and Bill rolls down the tinted window and says: "Do you know who I am?"
The cop sees the President and says, "oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?" Bill says, "sure" The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "guys I just pulled over some one very important, and I need advice on how to handle this."
They ask who, "The mayor?"
"No, much more important."
"The governor?" "more important."
"The President?" "No, even more important."
"Well, who can be more important than the President?"
"I don't know, but Bill Clinton is his chauffeur."
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