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Liitle johny went up to his dad and asked the real meaning of politics.his dad knew he was dumb and asked him to go to bed, he insisted and finally his dad told him, this is what he said..
"he called himself the capitalist as he was the earning member of the house,called his mother as the governer as she looked after the house in his absence, called little johnny the public as he would see everything going on,called the servant as the labourer and johnys little brother as the future of the country. This together fuctions in a sysytem and is known as politics."
Johny was confused and said that he did not follow, He went to bed dissapointed, he was restless and went up to his dad again in the middle of the night, he went to his dads room but he wasnt there, he checked in his brothers room, he wasnt there too but he saw that his brother had shit in his nappy so he went to the servant quarter to ask his maid to clean the mess.
There he saw his dad having sex with the maid, he saw everything and went back to sleep.
Next morning on the breakfast table he told his dad that he now understood the meaning of politics. His dad asked him the meaning of it, this is what little johny said
"CAPAILIST SCREWING THE LABOURER WHILE THE GOVERNER IS ASLEEP,PUBLIC IS WATCHING WHERE AS THE FUTURE OF THE COUNTRY IS IN THE SHIT POT."
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