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  Jokes Category  >>  Politicians, Politics, etc  Joke No : 175 
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic : Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic : The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic : Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic : In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill.

Titanic : During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.

Titanic : Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.

Titanic : Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic : Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic : Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic : Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

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