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  Jokes Category  >>  Politicians, Politics, etc  Joke No : 174 
What if Titanic Sank today the reaction from different countries:

U.S.A:

"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson."

Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."


U.K:

"I have spoken to the President of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic

is significant prove that it was allies of Saddam Hussein clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with."


Israel:

"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have committed such a crime.

We will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."

(Ariel Sharon....)


India:

"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris.

Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border."


UN:

Shit happens right? We are sad that it happened.


Survivors:

"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening... it was an iceberg..... hellloooooo."

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