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High Priced Feast
A Menu at a Cannibal restaurant in Cannibal country featured:
Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00
Fried Explorer: $ 15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00
The customer cannibal inquired why so big a price difference between a politician and Missionary.
The owner of cannibal restaurant explained, "Sir, it takes so much time to clean the mud, dirt and shit of these damn politicians that we have to keep the price high. Besides they are most satisfying to eat."
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