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Lewinsky and Kaczynski limericks
This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words, Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber), in a limerick.
These are the three winners:
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
AND THE WINNING ENTRY!
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.
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