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  Joke Category  >>  Politicians, Politics, etc  Joke No : 100 
GOD NEVER MAKES A MISTAKE

After God created the world, he created people, us. He made every country with 2 special talents:

German: Good with language and respectful

Italian: Good with food and dancing

French: Good with accent and dressing

China: Good with population and travel

America: Good with Honesty, Political and Smartness!

Well, an angel goes to God and says "That's not fair, America has 3 special talent!" "You're right, hmmm. I'll have the Americans be two of the following, not three."

So now American:

Who are Political and Honest, are not smart.

Who are Smart and Honest are not political.

Who are Smart and Political are not honest.

After all, God never makes a mistake.

 Joke Added : Mar 16, 2004 
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