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  Joke Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 796 
Due to Bird Flu (Avian influenza)

# People are more afraid of your pet parakeet than of your pet bull.

# There is an announcement of software to protect your computer from the Avian Flu.

# There are more stories about avian flu than there are stories about hurricanes

# All Donald Duck and Tweety books are now banned from kindergarten school libraries

# Politicians are figuring out a way to take sides on the bird flu issue

# Law passed in Cities ruling that flipping the bird at someone is now punishable by 2 weeks quarantine followed by 50 years in jail.

 Joke Added : Mar 14, 2006 
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