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240 beans
Mrs. Santa had a restaurant famous throughout the land. Travellers would come from far and wide to eat her marvellous Bean Casserole.
Many noted that it didn't make you fart like other bean stews, curious travellers asked, "Mrs. Santa why doesn't your Bean Casserole make you fart?"
"Because I use Exactly 239 Beans"
"Just 239 Beans? That seems very exact. Why 239?"
"Because one more would make it Two Forty"
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