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HELPFUL HINTS (kind off, given by Hospital Staff)
Sick of reading all of those helpful hints? Here's some you can really use
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. (Now how many of us hit that button )
5. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about that toothache.
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