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  Joke Category  >>   Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 498 
Lateral Thinking

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!!


Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.


man
1. ------------
board







Ans. = man overboard



stand
2. ------------
i





Ans. = I understand

OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?



3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/





Ans. = reading between the lines



4. r
road
a
d





Ans. = cross road



5. cycle
cycle
cycle





Ans. = tricycle



0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.





Ans. = two degrees below zero



knee
7. ------------
light





Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)



ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet






Ans. = six feet underground


9. he's / himself






Ans. = he's by himself


10. ecnalg






Ans. = backward glance


11. death ..... life






Ans. = life after death


12. THINK






Ans. think big !!



And the last one is real fundoo............


13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....




Ans. long time no 'C' (see)

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