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  Joke Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 497 
How light a Cigarette!

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river, you have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette?

You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

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Giving up...????

Go further down...and get ready to be PJed...:-)

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.... so the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette


More Silly Answers...

You throw a cigarette up and catch it, Catches win Matches Using the matches that you won, you can light the cigarette!!

 Joke Added : Jun 22, 2004 
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