What are the Five Reasons not wanting to be an Egg? 1.You


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What are the Five Reasons not wanting to be an Egg?

1.You only get laid once.

2.You only get eaten once.

3.It takes you 7 minutes to get hard (in boiling water).

4.You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.

5.The only one that sits on your face is your mother.

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