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Things to wonder
*Can you cry under water?
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
*Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
*Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny >for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
*What did cured ham actually have?
*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
*If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
*Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
*How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
*If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
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