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Mathematical Jokes!
* My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.
* Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions.
* An answering machine message "The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again."
* Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
* A retired mathematician took up gardening, and is now growing carrots with square roots.
Q: What caused the big bang?
A: God divided by zero. Oops!
* "Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way".
-Polya, George, in N. Rose Mathematical Maxims and Minims, Raleigh NC:Rome Press Inc., 1988.
* "As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school."
- Cokie Roberts
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