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For those in the Ya-Ya sisterhood:
1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free............... You either married it or gave birth to it.
2) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
3) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.
4) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
5) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
6) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
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