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Part II (Q & A)
Q:) What do you call a fish with no eye?
A:) Fsh!
Q:) Why is number 6 scared of number 7?
A:) Because 7 8(ate) 9.
Q:) What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
A:) No eye deer!
Q:) What's a cheerleader's favorite color?
A:) Yeller!
Q:) Why did the bird go to jail?
A:) Because he was using fowl language!
Q:) What is green and jumps a lot?
A:) A frog with hiccups!
Q:) Why do vampires use breath freshener?
A:) Because they have bat breath!
Q:) What kind of horse you shoud not ride at night?
A:) A nightmare!
Q:) What is a snake's favorite subject?
A:) Hiss-tory!
Q:) What's the difference between bread and the sun?
A:) The sun rises from the east and bread rises from the yeast!
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