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  Joke Category  >>  Personality - we do wierd things  Joke No : 383 
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said ?it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up?.

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied ?I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !?



Q:) Which day of the week do fish hate?.......

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A:) Fry-Day

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