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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said ?it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up?.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied ?I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !?
Q:) Which day of the week do fish hate?.......
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A:) Fry-Day
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